Fishin' Fashin

Finally, the fashion community is starting to realise the vast potential of fish to make people stylish and irresistible. Here, you can see practical and elegant fish headwear, which two people support - allowing them to split the cost of the hat, as well as enjoying the spirit of camaraderie you only really feel when you are sharing a garment with someone else. In Europe, critics are calling these hats 'the new jeans', so you can expect to see them shortly at all the major fashion houses. As with jeans, it is likely that wearing sneakers with your Prada Duo Fish Hat will be considered an unforgivable faux pas. Be warned!

Hope springs

In this rare shot, we can just make out the gentle salt water fly fisherman (right), pictured alongside the traditional bait fisherman/lure user. Note the thickset, burly frame of the heritage method fisherman, and the tyrannosaurus/prizefighter cut of his shoulders. In comparison, the SWFer is slimmer, more upright, and has the firm, lithe poise of a professional dancer. While many believe that the divide between these factions - separated as much by philosophy as technique - will never truly be closed, this picture is a beacon of hope for a united future.*

* This photograph has been officially inspected, and judged not to have been altered in any way. What you see is one of the very few confirmed shots of cross-species co-habitation recorded in recent times.