This healthy back country rainbow was caught before hair cuts were invented, but slightly after the invention of naff fleecy vests. It was sitting in a fast riffle, nabbing food as it tumbled past, like a fat man on a steep hill at a picnic where people further up the hill have started rolling food past, maybe because they're bored, or maybe they're drunk or something. Further up the hill there was a course on how to write similes that aren't nonsensical - hell of a picnic, you would have loved it. Anyway, this rainbow came across about half a foot, nailed the hair and copper, and headed off through the rocks like he was some sort of weenie douche who'd just discovered JUSTIN FREAKING BEIBER tickets ARE LIKE TOTALLY ON SALE LOL OMG! This fish went back in unharmed, bearing no indelible scars, and slightly wiser, which is where the similarity to Bieber fans begins to fall down.
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